Momma Belly

It's been almost 6 months since my "vagina opened to the size of a small melon" (to quote my husband) to evict my beautiful little boy. Now, mind you, Xander was a full 2 weeks late, so you can imagine the state of my belly. I'm wondering when my body will return to it's pre-pregnancy state. Or at least, return to some semblance of what it once was.
Clothing, which used to give me such joy, is now a chore to pick out, mostly because nothing fits right. Extra skin tends to bubble up in strange places, giving use to the term "muffin top". I did, however, manage to fit in to my "fat jeans" this week.... ahh, small victories.